fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

Assassination Classroom 102

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

NOBODY DIE. 

unexplained-events:

Raining Spiders

In the southern Brazilian town of Santo Antônio da Platina, hundreds of spiders can be seen hanging from telephone and power poles.

The species of spider are Anelosimus eximius, which are classified as social spiders. They weave a massive web which allows them to capture bigger or more prey than an individual spider’s web would.

vinebox:

Oh hell nah.. I’m out.

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

tentacletherapissed:

OH MY SWEET JESUS

green-and-leafy:

xotilifeelmybones:

iamagadfly:

NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks.

I THOUGHT U WERE KIDDING OMG

HOLY SHIT AND IT’S SO WELL DONE TOO

thisisemobuddy:

patrickandmarcus:

justshy:

mustyprince:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

how have I gone this long without seeing this video

gotta bring this back lol

legendary

HELP ME I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

2-shane-s:

im so fucking stressed rn

2-shane-s:

im so fucking stressed rn