Oh hell nah.. I’m out.
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
OH MY SWEET JESUS
NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks.
I THOUGHT U WERE KIDDING OMG
HOLY SHIT AND IT’S SO WELL DONE TOO
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
how have I gone this long without seeing this video
gotta bring this back lol
HELP ME I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
im so fucking stressed rn
Revisioned Hayao Miyazaki Movie Posters
These are fucking amazing!!!!
Oh.Oh. I think I just…Oh.
I literally just finished downloading all these movies yesterday in the Miyazaki master collection.
Female Cannibal in Indonesia
Indonesia’s police have arrested a 29-year-old Philippians woman for killing and eating humans. This woman has killed and eaten more than 30 girls and many other humans including her husband and had kept their meat in refrigerator.She had been enjoying eating human meat for long time.
This cannibal female had said, that she arranged many parties for her friends and relatives, to whom she had cooked and served human meat, without their knowledge. Her guests had said, that her food tasted very delicious.
This woman said that she has eaten the victims due to her inner desires and if she is given other chance, she would repeat this action again without any interruptions.
Even in prison, she had attacked a female guard, bitten her right hand and swallowed one of her fingers.
Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.